If you want a minty sweet, don’t buy a packet of Starburst.

If you want an in-depth analysis of how George Bush’s latest comments on Iran will affect the ‘special relationship’, don’t look for it in The Star.

And if you want the most powerful and upgradeable laptop that your £1200 can buy, don’t pre-order a MacBook Air.

On the other hand, Starburst is a decent pick if you want something chewy and fruity. The MB Air is perfect if you want a light, slim, sexy notebook that will do pretty much anything you’re likely to ask of it.

And The Star…..well, let’s just leave it there.